this is the annoying kid that i was talking about. the one that says 'sian' every 5 minutes and thinks Rodney Mullen is better than Tony Hawks 'cause his skates are freestyle. No waaaaaay. As awesome his skates are, Tony Hawks is so hot. That little pervert goes by the name of Yusuf. He's my brother, believe it or not. I mean, are you kidding? He's obsessed with Roblox more than Lady Gaga is obsessed with fishnets.

I had McSpicy for lunch, yet again. I think my tummy's gonna burst anytime now. Full of water and munched potatoes and mayonnaise and shit that's gonna make you wanna puke.