#4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyyy.

Stranger: Hiiiiiiiiii

You: CHEERS FOR ZE ANTICIPATION

Stranger: Lol

You: please tell me you won't ask 'asl???'!

Stranger: I wont

You: Thank lord for your kind soul.

You: so what's up?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Nothin watchin my brothers and friends playing xbox

Stranger: You?

You: oooo you're not joining?

You: nothing much, results to my being here.

Stranger: Uh no it's boring

You: not for a crazy gamer geek like me lol.

You: i reckon you're a lady then?

Stranger: Lol and yeah

Stranger: My names Dannie

You: at least we can have a decent conversation

Stranger: Yeah

You: oooo Dannie, nice.

You: Mine's Ybes.

You: before you ask, it's pronounced Yer-ves.

Stranger: Cool name

You: so um, where you from?

Stranger: USA

Stranger: You?

You: Australia.

You: Which part?

Stranger: New jersey on the eastern coast

You: coool

You: so are you still schooling or working?

Stranger: Im out of school for the summer

You: mmmf unfair

You: i'm stuck in school for another 2 weeks

You: how old are you again?

Stranger: 15

Stranger: And that sucks

Stranger: How old are you?

You: that's not so bad. 1 year older.

Stranger: Cool

You: if I were a girl I'd have my sweet sixteen

You: and buy heels and lipsticks

You: lol

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: I just turned 15 but I already have my sweet 16 theme lol

You: quote Yves' 9-year-old sister

You: lol excited much?

You: what theme is it

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: And black and white

You: hahaha that's a theme alright

Stranger: Yeaah

You: i say add a little red so that ot

You: it's sexier. IMO

Stranger: Omg that is so weird

Stranger: Im gonna wear red and everyone else would be in black and white

Stranger: Reds my favorite color

You: I'm a genius

You: That's so cool.

Stranger: Lol my friend thought of it actually lol

You: Still a genius.

Stranger: Definately

You: So are you like, single?

You: No strings attached.

Stranger: Yepp

You: Haha how come?

Stranger: Just broke up actually

You: Aww would wanna listen more but yknow, kinda rude.

You: sorry to hear abt that.

Stranger: Its alright and he cheated on me

You: that's so bad

You: if i knew you in real life i'd already hunt him down

Stranger: My brothers did

You: That's good.

You: Protective brothers are good.

You: How old are they?

Stranger: Yeah and 17 and 19

You: Nice.

Stranger: Yeah

You: Are they your only 2 siblings?

Stranger: Yeah

You: okay I'd hate to burst your bubble, but what would you think of being a Cyber Girlfriend? It's just this Omegle thing my friends and I made up.

You: It's like, silly.

You: But you know, a challenge.

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: I don't know

You: Ah it's nothing big. Just this fling thing i guess

Stranger: Its just u remind me of my ex and that's not a bad thing he was sweet and nice until ...

You: How old was he?

Stranger: Ur age

You: .....

You: what was his name>

You: ?*

Stranger: Brian

You: Brian and Yves is not so similar.

Stranger: No

Stranger: But you act and seem similar

You: All guys do. 'Cause it's Omegle and stuff.

You: You know, several words, and I sound like other guys already.

Stranger: Yeahh i guess

You: What did he do? Like his hobby or anything.

You: Sorry, I'm prying.

Stranger: He played baseball and football

Stranger: And it's alrigjt

Stranger: Alright**

You: I don't do sports.

You: Okay just drop it.

You: Let me drown in this sea of horny pedos.

You: Lol.

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: What about you?

You: I'm sorta...

You: ....gay....

Stranger: That's alright

You: That's why it didn't mean anything.

Stranger: Ohk

Stranger: Do u have a bf?

You: Nope.

You: Being gay is pretty hard.

Stranger: People can be harsh

You: Yeah. The people have an image of what they want us to be, and when we're not what they expected, we're just ugly to the society.

Stranger: Well, what do u look like?

You: It's technical, but anyway. Blonde hair, 6 ft, just how a normal guy would look like.

Stranger: Do u have blue eyes?

You: What do YOU look like?

You: Naw, they're this boring mossy green.

Stranger: I an 5'7 have med brown hair and brown eyes an I am jealous of ur eyes

You: REALLY.

You: Brown eyes are nice.

Stranger: Theyre boring

You: In Aus, green eyes are already too common. So yeah, that sucks.

Stranger: My brother has blue eyes I'm jeslous

Stranger: I want green

Stranger: Or blie

Stranger: Blue**

You: Follow your parents?

Stranger: or one of each

You: Hahaha that's cool.

You: Just get some contacts lol

Stranger: Lol I wish

You: Your brothers, what do they do?

Stranger: Thhe oldest is at nyu to be a chef for a part time job he works at a resturabt

You: Nice. Male chefs are daring

Stranger: And the middle is glgoing to b a senior in hs he mows people lawns for mOney

You: Lol like neighbours?

Stranger: Yeah

You: Smaaaaart

Stranger: My oldest is daring he once went bungee jumping

Stranger: I went to

You: I mowed my neighbour's lawn once and I got like 6 bucks. Scks.

You: Cool. I'd love to try bungee jumping too

Stranger: But shh my dad would kill me if he knew

You: HAHAHAHA

You: busted

You: why anyway?

Stranger: Hey I'm daddy's little girl shhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: Hes over protective

You: Aww that's so adorable

Stranger: :)

You: Wait till he sees you in a smokin' red dress

Stranger: I kno lol

Stranger: He is not seeing the dress till the night

Stranger: My aunt will take me shopping

You: You're breaking so much rules lol

Stranger: Lol

You: Dannie the Daddy's Girl

Stranger: Yepp that sounds so weird

You: What does your dad work as?

Stranger: He is a pilot

You: Rich?

Stranger: No he works at a small airport

You: Nice.

Stranger: Yeahh

You: What are your dreams for the future?

Stranger: Idk a teacher maybe

Stranger: Yours?

You: Smartie pantsssss

You: Architecture i guess

Stranger: Oh cool

Stranger: My friend wants to b one

You: Great minds think alike

Stranger: Hes not great

You: Lol how come

Stranger: Hes stupid

Stranger: Well he's my brothers friend so

You: Hahahahahaha

You: Well that's rather blunt

Stranger: Urp

Stranger: Yep**

Stranger: what about ur family

You: Got a 20 year old annoying brother

You: smug dude]

Stranger: Lol

You: He's a lazy bum

You: sits at home and eat cheerios all the time

Stranger: Lol yumm cheerioes

Stranger: Parents?

Stranger: Hello??

Stranger: You don't hav to answer

You: sorry sorry

You: was afk

You: my dad's an engineer

Stranger: It's alright lol

You: my mum's a housewife

Stranger: Cool cool

You: nah nothing cool about a housewife lol

You: I think I might be bi....

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Seriously?

You: Yeahh

You: This is weird isn't it...

Stranger: No any girl or guy would be lucky to hav you :)

You: True true

Stranger: Hahaha

You: 'Cause i might like this girl, i think her name is Dannie

Stranger: Aww :)

You: That was your queue to say Thank You. lol.

Stranger: Lol why thank you

You: Hahahaha obedient

Stranger: :P

You: So, the Brian dude.

You: He's a jerk, ain't he.

Stranger: Yrah

Stranger: Yeah**

You: But I can get on my knees and swear to you, I am n o t h i n g like him

Stranger: well you nevr met him and I did and u are not the asshole part the sweet kind part

You: Well I just know, okay.

You: For one, i don't play sports.

You: Two, what kinda guy cheats on a girl as nice as you?

Stranger: Your not sweet and kind?

You: I totally am hahahahaha

Stranger: An nice?

Stranger: Then u are

You: Just not the asshole one

Stranger: Yes

You: Erm yeah...

Stranger: Wait what's wrong?

You: Nothing

Stranger: Ohkaay

You: I think we should probably exchange emails before I get 'technical error' again and just regret

Stranger: Ohk

You: yours?

Stranger: xxjazzgirl1997xx@aol.com

Stranger: Ypirs?

You: wow complicated

Stranger: Yours?

Stranger: Lol

You: dathvaderrr@hotmail.com

You: you can stop laughing now

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: I didnt

Stranger: I lied I did

You: DANNIE

You: So evil

Stranger: :)

You: okay i sent you an email

Stranger: Kk

Stranger: I got it dan to the nie ?

You: Yeah hahahaha

You: cheesy, I know

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Sooz

You: Weeeird

You: What kinda music do you listen to?

Stranger: Rock/country

You: Example"?

Stranger: Bon jovi

Stranger: Kid rock

You: Neat.

Stranger: Yeaaah u?

You: I listen to Taylor Swift a lot

Stranger: Cool

You: Ok lol no I was just kidding

Stranger: Oh

You: Really? YOU THOUGHT I LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT?

You: Taylor friggin' Swift, c'mon

Stranger: I like her

Stranger: My dad met her

Stranger: Whats wrong with Taylor swift

You: Oh, sorry. But a guy listening to Taylor, that's just weirddd.

Stranger: :P

Stranger: I kno a guy who listens Taylor swift

You: your brother?

You: lol

Stranger: Haha no

You: Who?

Stranger: This kid in my class

Stranger: Hes obsessed with her

You: Is he being made fun of?

Stranger: No

You: Glad.

Stranger: Yepp

You: You don't listen to like All Time Low, or Mayday Parade or something?

Stranger: Uh

Stranger: No

You: Aww too bad

You: Those are the ones I listen to, anyway

Stranger: Thats cool

Stranger: :)))))))))

You: :)

Stranger: (:

You: >:D

Stranger: XD

You: 8D

Stranger: BD

You: lol D:

Stranger: Tht looks weirs

Stranger: Weird

You: Yours or mine?

You: Cause your so does

You: yours*

Stranger: :D

You: :O

Stranger: :3

You: FINE <3

Stranger: HAhaha <3

You: Now I sound like a girl lol

Stranger: lol

You: So are you the like grade-A-all-the-way or I'm-a-big-rebel?

Stranger: Uhmm in between prob

You: thank goodness you're not the smart-ass kind

Stranger: Lol I can b a smart ass

You: Booooaaasssssttttttt

Stranger: To my brothers I'm a smart ass

Stranger: :)

You: then we have similar brothers

You: i think

Stranger: Lol:)

You: I'd love to talk more but I really don't know what to talk about... Lol

Stranger: Me either lol out of curiosity what time is it there?

You: Hahahaha it'

You: it's 11 AM

You: there?

Stranger: 10:56 pm

You: opposite

You: nice

Stranger: Lol yeaah

You: how's the weather there?

You: Australia's got a really fickle mind

Stranger: Hot muggy : /

You: Summer?

Stranger: Buggy

Stranger: Yeah

You: i'd hate to burst the bubble but my lazy-ass brother wants to use the comp

Stranger: Aww ;(

Stranger: Oops **:(

You: We still have our emails, though :)

Stranger: lol yeahh

Stranger: Tell ur bro hii:)

You: haha sure

You: WAIT

Stranger: What

You: chill chill

You: we're in a cyberrelationship right?

You: like an Omegle relationship?

Stranger: I guess yeah

Stranger: Whhy?

You: haha nice.

You: 'Cause I kinda like you :/

Stranger: :)

Stranger: I kinda like you to :)

You: :) Bye Dannie

You: Goodnight & sweet dreams

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee same except good morning and good day

You: :')

I think Dannie sorta liked Yves. Now I feel all guilty..