DOES THIS COUNT

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SUUUUUP

Stranger: hi lol

You: i'll try not to make this formal, but no 'ASL's 'cause that's so annoying.

You: so what's up?

Stranger: lol ikr. going to the beach today :D

You: woo ze beach

You: what time is it there?

You: which is...

Stranger: its around 9 :)

Stranger: am

You: ah, opposite of where i am.

You: Australia, 9PM.

You: I reckon you're a girl?

Stranger: yep! lol

Stranger: u have an accent? :O

You: yeah, but I'd like to have an american accents.

You: theirs are cool.

You: accent*

Stranger: i think australian accent haha :)

Stranger: pretty hot haha

You: being in Australia is such a BUMMER.

You: where are YOU from, lovely lady?

Stranger: ahahaha no LOL

Stranger: united states... lol

Stranger: :D

You: inconsistent weather, etc. etc.

You: COOL.

You: you have a name? or shall I call you lovely lady? (thought I think thad

You: that'

You: AGH

You: that would be a bit rude lol.

Stranger: lovely lady would be fine :)

Stranger: what shall i call u

Stranger: :)

You: ooo. mysterious.

You: Yves, yes the Yves that everyone makes fun of.

Stranger: ooh. how i pronounce that? hehe

You: ahh, saw that coming.

You: like Yer-ves.

You: how old are you, LL? lol.

Stranger: i'm 17 haha

You: haha this is like fate or something, though I don't believe in that shit so much.

Stranger: lol how so?

You: same ages, haha.

Stranger: LOL! what a coincidencee.

You: yeaaah. hahaha. so what color are your eyes?

Stranger: brownn haha, you seem like a gentlemen lol :)

You: nice. brown eyes are the best. compared to boring blue eyes. hahaha.

You: brown-eyed girls. mmmm.

Stranger: lol i love blue eyed guys lol

You: thank you, lovely lady.

You: but they're just like, blegh.

You: apparently the society doesn't think so.

Stranger: lol i see. i like em! :D

You: tell me 3 random things about yourself.

You: (haha, how controlling, sorry.)

Stranger: lol well...

Stranger: lets say i listen to rap songs?? LOL.

You: that's #1.

You: girls who listen to rap songs = cool.

Stranger: ahahhaa. uhm i watch basketball

Stranger: >.<

Stranger: LOL.

You: girls who watch basketball = still cool.

You: fact #2.

Stranger: lolol u are funny :)

Stranger: lets see...

You: humour is my bestfriend.

Stranger: i like to collect pictures :)

Stranger: lol

You: girls who collect pictures = extremely cool.

You: so basically you fall under my cool list.

Stranger: lol not much aha :)

Stranger: thats awesome lol

You: I already enjoy your presence in my life lol.

Stranger: lol thats funny :)

Stranger: its only been a while

You: c'mon, you watch basketball. that's good enough.

You: I can't even do a cartwheel.

Stranger: lol i see :) well i cant do a cartwheel either so high five :)

You: *high fives back*

You: you'd be the Perfect Ultimate Omegle Cyber Girlfriend. (what a name, lol.)

You: but it's this silly thing my friends and I make up.

You: a girl that sounds cool, yeah she can be.

Stranger: lol! i dont think so :P

Stranger: its only 3 little facts :P

You: then I'd like to know more :)

Stranger: nah lets turn the tables, your turn! :D

You: hahaha okay.

You: #1: I can't do a cartwheel. lol. that still counts! >:D

Stranger: lololol cute.

You: #2: I have this super shaggy blonde hair that gets all frizzy most of the time.

You: and yes, I sound gay for even noticing that.

Stranger: lololol awesome

Stranger: continueee :)

You: #3: I really have this thing for brown-eyed girls.

You: So you understand the technicality of the girlfriend thing. lol.

Stranger: lol! :)

Stranger: such a gentlemen u are.

Stranger: ahha.

Stranger: :)

You: nah, those were still just 3 facts.

You: your turn.

Stranger: lol i really am not that interesting

Stranger: but anywhooo...

You: ahh, we'll never know which part is really interesting to guys.

Stranger: mhm. >:D

You: sorry I was interrupting. anywhooo...

Stranger: yes anywhooo... hehe

You: okay, I'll just ask questions.

You: how many siblings do you have?

Stranger: only one :) you?

You: nice. an annoying 20 year old brother.

You: are you single?

Stranger: haha i have a brother too.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: :)

You: neat. for how long?

Stranger: around 2 yearss?

Stranger: lol you

You: would it be rude if I asked why?

You: same case.

Stranger: well... different opinions on things..

You: oh.. okay I won't go any further.

You: umm what school do you go to?

Stranger: going to a college

Stranger: ahaha

Stranger: yay for school.....

You: oh #shameonme

You: is that sarcasm or..?

Stranger: lol of course!

Stranger: :O you are going to school?

You: with the teachers and waking-up-early and whatnot, I think I understand pretty well.

Stranger: lol ikr :)

You: hold on, be right back.

Stranger: kk

You: back.

You: sorry to keep you waiting, LL>

You: calling you lovely lady is still weird. hahaha.

Stranger: lol it seems very royal.

You: Lovely Lady's marriage to Prince Yves.

You: lol kidding.

Stranger: lol how confident u r hehe

Stranger: hey im gonna go now

Stranger: nice talking to you

Stranger: :) byeee.