KACHING X2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey.

You: Male, female, transgender, genderless?

Stranger: female

Stranger: u?

You: male, clearly.

You: age and location? sucks having to say 'asl'.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 17 finland

Stranger: u?

You: FINLAAAAND

You: girls there are pretty hot.

Stranger: yeh we are

You: 18 australia, bummer.

Stranger: ah aussie ♥

You: need prove for that. lol.

You: proof*

Stranger: lol?

You: why 'aussie ♥'?

Stranger: i love aussies

You: THIS IS FATE

You: lol why?

Stranger: idk they're hot?

Stranger: i mean guys

You: yeah pretty much.

You: so what are you doing now, school?

Stranger: nah holidays here

You: lucky you.

You: my sister dreads school.

You: are you like, single?

Stranger: im like single

You: how are you like single?

Stranger: im just like single

Stranger: i dunno

You: how can girls from finland in general, be single?

Stranger: it happens :)

You: tell me 3 things about yourself.

Stranger: what do u wanna know haha

You: STUFF

You: lol anything really

Stranger: hmm

You: waiting.... waiting....

Stranger: i've been dying my hair since i was 7, im emotional and sensitive and u can make me cry like in 5 seconds, i like to drink, im fed up with boys atm, i wanna move away from here

Stranger: that's enough?

You: that's... heartbreaking.

Stranger: i know :D

You: what color's your hair now?

Stranger: brown

You: neat.

You: tell me about it. the boys part.

Stranger: nah idk im just fed up with guys cos

Stranger: idk i dont understand them?

You: you'll understand australian boys perfectly.

You: except for the part that we game a lot...

Stranger: yeh that's exactly the part i dont understand

Stranger: i hate that

You: a certain someone?

Stranger: mm not really

You: 'cause if you're just recovering from a heartbreak... sorry.

Stranger: naws im not :)

You: 'cause guys are jerks you know?

Stranger: yeh i know

You: all they care about are girls, boobs, and more of it.

You: lol.

Stranger: mm i know

You: wait, stop right there.

You: what's your name?

Stranger: aliisa and im not gonna tell u how to pronounce it, just say it how u wanna say it

Stranger: urs?

You: sexy.

Stranger: ahahah lol

You: Yves, the friggin' Yves that everyone makes fun of.

Stranger: sounds french?

You: really? no french there.

Stranger: ookay

You: so what's brought you here on this super corny Omegle?

Stranger: im booooooooooored

Stranger: i should go to the gym but

Stranger: it's too hot

You: sucks doesn't it.

You: gym, no wonder they're all so lovely.

Stranger: it does

Stranger: haha

You: what time is it there?

Stranger: 4.10 pm

Stranger: there?

You: 9:10PM.

You: BIG GAP

Stranger: haha yeh

Stranger: and i dont wanna go to the gym cos there's this super creepy man always staring at me ewww

Stranger: and he's like 30 or something?

Stranger: gross

You: sick.

You: if I were there I'd shoot that guy down. lol.

You: that pretty to have a man stalking :)

Stranger: yeh i bet i look damn sexy when im running on a treadmill?

You: you gotta prove that mam

You: ma'am*

Stranger: sure will

Stranger: one day

You: naw, like now.

You: don't wanna be kept in suspense.

Stranger: haha maybe not now

Stranger: im just chilling on our backyard

You: haha. you're so adorable.

You: you're like the perfect cyber corny omegle girlfriend or something.

Stranger: ok thanks? i guess

You: + a finland girl is always irresistible.

Stranger: and how many have u met?

You: you only. but you know, internet.

You: ze modern world

Stranger: true

Stranger: what do u look like

You: fine blonde hair, boring mossy green eyes, 4-packs.

You: you?

Stranger: are u tall?

You: 6 ft.

You: more about miss aliisa please.

Stranger: haha lol

Stranger: im likeeeee 165 cms dont ask what that is in ft i have no idea, long brown hair, tanned, blue eyes

Stranger: what else?

You: blue eyes. nice.

You: velvet underground has this song called pale blue eyes.

You: now everytime i listen to it i'll be reminded of a lovely lady named Aliisa.

You: you should too - listen to it, I mean.

Stranger: :----------------------------------------------------------------------------D

You: good song.

You: hahaha.

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: u got siblings?

You: a 10 year old faggot brother, yes.

You: you?

Stranger: lovely

Stranger: nope, only child <3

You: awww must be pampered right?

You: guess you won't me needing no love from no man.

You: be*

Stranger: haha lol i dunno...

You: haha it was nice talking to you.

Stranger: was?

You: I have to go now, the 10-year-old is calling.

You: but I'm hoping we cross paths again.

You: you know, fate.

Stranger: msn?

Stranger: nah i dont belive in that shit

You: why not?

You: I do.

You: nah, I don't do msn.

Stranger: im not that optimistic

Stranger: daaaamn i dont add random ppl on fb

You: hahahaa, you seemed so.

You: what's your name on fb? maybe i can add you up.

Stranger: lol sorry, i dont think im gonna tell that cuz i dont know u that well :s

You: maybe we can talk and get to know each other through facebook?

Stranger: still....

Stranger: tell me ur full name maybe i'll add u some daaaay

You: I shall remain a mystery.

You: Nice talking to you, Aliisa.

Stranger: haha ok

You: Bye!

Stranger: byeeee