KACHING

You: heyy

Stranger: Hey.

Stranger: asl?

You: yours first :)

Stranger: 18/F/Tx.

You: Nice.

You: 18, male, Australia.

You: not such a nice country.

Stranger: Haha, how so?

You: Ahh, the weather inconsistent, it's not so nice to get sunburnt, really.

Stranger: That's not good. :/

You: Totally not.

You: You have a name, fine one?

Stranger: Of course.

Stranger: Amanda.

Stranger: What's yours?

You: Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. Feels so natural when I say it out loud.

You: Yves.

Stranger: Lol.

You: Friggin' Yves that all jocks make fun of.

Stranger: Yves..

You: What color are your eyes?

Stranger: how is that pronounced?

Stranger: They're brown.

You: yer-ves.

You: It's a pretty weird name.

You: Brown eyes. Brown-eyed girls are always lovely.

You: Compared to my boring mossy green, they're nice.

Stranger: Oh, okay. Yeah, I have never heard it before.. haha. But hey, weird is sometimes good.

Stranger: Boring mossy green?

Stranger: I don't think mossy green eyes would be boring.

Stranger: I'm sure they're delightful.

You: That's what I think of brown eyes - like yours. :)

You: What time is it there?

Stranger: Ahaha.

Stranger: It's 5:19 am.

You: So early and you're on Omegle?

You: I reckon so from boredom or... got awaken. ?

Stranger: I haven't gone to sleep yet.. :p

You: WOW. You really should, wouldn't wanna ruin your heart that much :)

Stranger: Lol. You're very kind.

You: Unless, you're on a dare to pull an all-nighter.

Stranger: I never get much sleep, actually.

You: A girl with brown eyes? C'mon, no guy can resist that.

You: Oh? How come?

Stranger: Stress, I suppose.

Stranger: And honey,

You: I'm sorry... to hear that.

Stranger: any guy can resist. Obviously.

Stranger: Don't be sorry.

You: Correction: no AUSTRALIAN guy.

Stranger: Ahaha.

Stranger: What if I looked absolutely disgusting?

You: If I get to know you, looks don't matter. The brown eye thing - don't take it seriously.

You: But you sound like a really nice lady.

Stranger: I am pretty nice..

Stranger: haha.

You: & I don't say that often.

You: OH HOW CONFIDENT

You: lol

Stranger: Lmao.

Stranger: Shh.

Stranger: I have no confidence.

You: Your statement didn't do that claim justice, then.

You: What can someone NOT like about a nice girl like you?

Stranger: Everything, haha.

Stranger: I mean, I don't ever get attention.

You: The world, just so corrupted.

You: Topic change please, this is too heart-breaking :'(

Stranger: Lol, I don't see how it's heart breaking.. but okay!

You: Though I can say, I know how you feel.

You: You live alone?

Stranger: No.. I'm living with a friend at the moment.

Stranger: What about you?

You: Same. *high five*

Stranger: Haha, nice.

Stranger: What time is it there?

You: So who is this lucky friend of yours?

You: Oh, it's 6:27 PM.

Stranger: His name is Ivan. He's gay.. haha.

You: Oh it's a he.

Stranger: I'm staying with him while his parents are out of town.

You: But since he's gay... that's not so bad. Lol.

You: You guys close?

Stranger: Kind of.

You: Ahh. You sure do know how to get a guy jealous.

Stranger: Lol. You're crazy.

You: Are you single, no?

You: And I feel you're doubting that statement too.

Stranger: Yes.. I have been single since I was fourteen.

Stranger: lolll.

You: Don't wanna talk about it?

You: A relationship at fourteen, not baaad.

Stranger: haha.

Stranger: Are you single?

You: Well.... yeah.

You: That's the second thing I'm always made fun of.

Stranger: being single kind of blows.

Stranger: Why do you get made fun of?

You: Nah, it just proves you're better than everyone else.

Stranger: No, it doesn't prove that.

You: 'Cause my friends, my close friends mostly, like 3 of them. They all have girlfriends.

You: Just waiting for the right ones.

You: I'm like.. the DUFF.

Stranger: Ahaha.

You: What kind of music do you listen to?

Stranger: All kinds.. rap, hip hop, techno, electronica, metal, alternative, pop punk, ska, grindcore.

Stranger: Whatever sounds good.. lol.

Stranger: What about you?

You: That's FAB. A really open-minded brown-eyed girl.

Stranger: Extremely open minded.

You: I like techno.

Stranger: You rave?

You: Naw.

Stranger: Lol, alright. Just thought I'd ask.

You: You do?

Stranger: Nope.

You: Ahh. Seems like fate is bringing us closer. ;D

Stranger: Lmao.

Stranger: Tell me something about yourself.

You: My hair's blonde. I do a lot of gaming, and... I like girls with brown eyes.

Stranger: Ah, of course.. haha.

You: Correction, I like a girl with brown eyes.

You: More about you, too, then.

Stranger: I have brown hair. I do a lot of nothing lately. I have tattoos and piercings.

You: Tattoos and piercings. Cool shit.

You: My mum would blow up if she saw a tattoo-ed man-boy person on her doorstop.

You: doorstep*

You: Rofl.

Stranger: Lmao.

Stranger: My parents are open minded.

You: Like parents, like daughter.

Stranger: Of course..

You: Hahahaa.

Stranger: What brings you to Omegle?

You: Ah, boredom.

You: Like every other guy on here.

Stranger: Every other guy on here is horny.

Stranger: I get on cam, and everyone has their dick out.

You: Pretty proud to claim you officially my Cool Tattoed Cyber Girlfriend. 'Cos we so cool.

You: I know right! Pisses the hell out of me

Stranger: loll @ being your girlfriend.

You: A cyber one, a corny Omegle thing.

Stranger: ahaha.

You: Guys on Omegle have probably turned gay too.

You: Dick overload.

You: Lol

Stranger: Probably.

Stranger: They don't even disconnect.

Stranger: They just air their, jacking off.

You: Yuckkk.

Stranger: sit there*

You: Ah, don't wanna think even think about it. I might turn gay because of this.

You: Lol.

Stranger: Lol, let's hope not!

You: A nice girl like you shouldn't go on cam, reaaaaally shouldn't.

Stranger: I get bored.. haha.

You: & I already am enjoying you in my boring cuber life.

You: Since it's like, 5 in the morning.

You: Debatable, though.

Stranger: It's about to be 6:00 am in less than twenty minutes.

Stranger: :/

You: Still! That's about the time my roommate wakes up to go to work.

You: Lethargic life, isn't it?

Stranger: indeed.

Stranger: Do you work?

You: Nah. In Australia, we have this gap year things. Study for like 2 years, and you're off.

You: In my '2 years' now.

You: thing*

Stranger: Oh, I see.

You: You, too?

Stranger: What are you studying?

You: IT.... lol I'm suck a geek.

Stranger: I don't have a job.. I have no car, and my friend lives out in the middle of nowhere. :/

Stranger: I was supposed to start college in the fall.n

Stranger: fall.*

You: Sorry.... to hear about that, too.

You: Which for you guys is?

Stranger: But stuff happened, so my dream was crushed. Haha.

You: Aww that's sad.

Stranger: The fall is late August.

You: What IS your dream?

Stranger: To become a veterinarian.. haha.

Stranger: What's yours?

You: That's so adorable!

You: I've got no dream...

Stranger: Why?

You: I just let it all happen you know.

Stranger: Oh, yeah.

You: To pass, if that counts.

Stranger: Well I guess I should know by now that you shouldn't plan ahead.

Stranger: It all fails.

Stranger: So what you go by is pretty good.

You: Life's always unexpected, though.

Stranger: I honestly don't know why you're single.

Stranger: You're rather nice.

You: I can say the same to you.

You: Guys in my area are all dickheads.

You: Boobs, boobs, and more of it.

Stranger: Girls are supposed to have this certain image.. What society wants them to look like..

Stranger: I don't look like that.

Stranger: Therefore, I'm ugly..

Stranger: haha.

You: The society is bullshit.

Stranger: Oh, well.

You: They expect us to be what THEY wanted/want to be when they were younger.

Stranger: That's the way it works.

You: So what do you look like.. ?

You: Not ugly.

Stranger: I'm 5'1", medium length hair, tan skin, big eyes.

Stranger: I don't know how to describe myself.

Stranger: Lol.

You: You sound like a girl every guy in Australia might like.

You: But they're all dipshits, so...

Stranger: All the guys here are dip shits as well.

Stranger: I do have big boobs, though.

Stranger: I guess that's why guys just want to have sex.

Stranger: lolll.

You: I'd rather play video games than have sex all week long. T

You: They're just.. silly.

You: It would be nice if I knew you in person.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: What do you look like?

You: 6 ft, really pale, thick-rimmed glasses, like the geeks in your school basically.

Stranger: I wear glasses as well.. haha.

Stranger: Sometimes.

You: That's a + Lol.

You: Ok that didn't work as 'a plus'.

You: Haha.

Stranger: lol.

You: It had such a wonderful time talking to you.

You: But I'd hate to do this, it's tea time.

Stranger: That's fine. I enjoyed talking to you.

You: Though I'll probably be praying we cross paths again.

Stranger: Lol, I doubt it.

Stranger: Have a good evening.

You: You know, fate.

You: You too.

You: Goodbye Amanda, ze ultimate cyber girlfriend. Lol.

Stranger: lol. Goodbye.