Friends

When you read the title, when you hear 'friends', do you instantly think of some one or two? Do they pop in your mind naturally?
Because I do.
But I'd hate to break it up to you, but friends, they don't exist. No matter how much they want them to, they'll always be non-existent, like Kim Kardashian's marriage. You think they do exist, but they don't. They really don't.
With the most honesty, there are no such things as 'friends', none at all that it shouldn't even be there between the pages of the dictionary. The word just ought to be subducted by other ones, which do matter.
You don't even need 'friends'. You only need someone to talk to. Someone to joke aroud with. Someone to go out with. Someone to sleep over with. Someone to cheat on tests with. Someone to rant to. And they often don't come together, these someones.
Because no matter how deep you try to bury yourself into that shallow hole of 'friendship', the hole's never big enough for the both of you.

Now, that person or two that came into your mind when you think 'friends', think about it again. Do you think they are actual friends? I think friends ought to make you happy all the time, friends do what you expect them to do, like pick you up when you fall off a cliff. Yeah, pick you up when you fall of a cliff. Friends are supposed to do that.
They don't exist.
They don't.